I haven’t had a massage in years, literally. In fact I have only had a professional massage once and it was around Christmas 2004. Clearly I am not a spa expert and do not have a lot of personal experience to compare my review of Saturday night’s massage to. I decided since it has been nearly half of a decade I was WAY over due for a massage. With Will out of town on a job and my hopes of getting out of LA for my 3 day holiday weekend not working out, I thought this would be a perfect time to treat myself. I knew I wanted something inexpensive; I did not need the full spa experience. Something minimal and affordable would do.
I did a search on Yelp; after only reading reviews for about 15 minutes I settled on Serene Thai Massage. Located at 3959 Wilshire, just west of the Wiltern @ Western in a strip mall that also features an El Pollo Loco, pool hall, adult movie store and dry cleaner, I knew the ambiance would not be that of a Beverly Hills or Malibu or Santa Monica spa. But no worries, I was just in it for the massage. At 3:30pm I was able to make an appointment for 6:30pm. Great! I was a little worried they would be all booked up , even though the yelp reviews said it is easy to get in. I got there a few minutes early to find the area just beyond the waiting area filled with massuses giving $20 foot massages. The customers in the dimly lit, 5-chair area seemed to be relaxed and enjoying the services. The foot massage also includes scalp, hands, face, etc. while your feet soak. A few minutes went by and someone came up to greet me. She asked if I was the 6:30pm apppointment, then went on to ask if it was okay if I started at 7pm instead. Normally something like this would really put me out. Don’t make an appointment if you cannot keep it! For whatever reason I was okay with the 30 minute delay and was able to go out and find a CitiBank ATM instead of using one in the strip mall – Serene Thai Massage is a CASH ONLY business. FYI, if you ever go, there is an ATM in the donut shop on the first floor of the mall and a CitiBank ATM in a 7/11 on the same block of Wilshire.
At 7pm I am asked to leave my shoes at a bench at the front and given sandals, then led back to my room and told to change. Boxer shorts, a short silk robe, and a top that fastens around the chest and hangs down over ones upper half sort of like an apron would around the waist were left on the table for me. At my other massage I just went topless, was able to lay down on the table without exposing myself, and was covered up with a towel when laying on my back. I know some people prefer to be completely in the nude, though I prefer to at least have panties on. Not sure what the policy is at this place, or if they would be okay with a customer being in the buff, but this set up was fine with me. The room was small, but really does that even matter? Stereotypical Asian inspired piano music was playing softly. There were no doors on the rooms, just a curtain so I was able to hear people walk by, talking, the microwave beeping and a variety of other sounds including the base line from the fusion bar and grill on the other side of the wall. This was probably the biggest downer for me, but hey you get what you pay for and I was only paying $40 for a 60 minute full body massage in a strip mall in K-town.
Overall the massage was pretty good. She asked soft, medium or hard and I went with medium because I did not want to be in pain. The massage was from head to toes and just about everything in between. Compared to my other massage this one involved more bending and stretching of the legs. Some twisty, pretzel like moves that sort of surprised me like pressing my heels into my butt and really stretching my quads, but I enjoyed it because I could use more stretching. Throughout many of these stretches and moves I found myself wondering how they adjust the massage for people who they size up as not in as good of shape. There were things that were pushing me pretty good in terms of stretching and I am relatively young and in decent shape. I just thinking, if this were my mom she would hate it.
Some of the upper back stuff hurt; she was rubbing really fast and hard on my neck/shoulders/blades etc. where I have some knots. I sort of wanted to ask her to tone it down and not rub so fast for that part, but I am timid and she is the professional. I really like having my upper back rubbed and like a small amout of pain with it, but this was a bit much for me at times. I also would have liked more time spent on my back, but that is just a personal preference. Others might be just fine with the upper to lower body time ratio. Some of the leg portion was tickly, but that isn’t saying much because all it takes is looking at the back of my knees the wrong way to make me squirm. The massuse was also up on the table a lot of the time using her body weight, knees, feet, elbows to dig into me, which was great. The flow of the whole thing was pretty impressive. On thing just led right into the next from toes to scalp, from laying on my front to back to sitting up at the end. They used warm, moist towels to wipe you down so you don’t have to put your clothes back on covered in massage oil. There are no showers available to customers from what I could tell. After this experience, I think I might make massages a more regular thing from now on. I don’t spend a lot of money on things like new fancy phones or frequent updates to my wardrobe so I think I can afford to splurge on something like this a few times a year.
If you want an inexpensive, good quality massage, even on a whim, I would try this place out. You could probably just walk in and be seen within the half hour or so. I am sure there are dozens of other places like this all across the city and would love to hear some recommendations. Anyone else got a great, cheap massage parlor I should try out?





Star fruit – last I checked I did not really like them, but I am going to have to try again.













